Turkey Poop

This turkey poop is a great gag thanksgiving craft for holiday time. You can use chocolate drops, chocolate raisins or even plain raisins to represent the poop.

Turkey Poop

What you need

Raisins or chocolate drops




Instructions

You can place the turkey poop into simply plastic bags or into organza gift bags and attach a tag.

—-Turkey Poop Poem—-

You invited me to dinner
with your family and your friends.
You didn’t say I was the main dish.
For me it was “THE END!”

You frightened me so badly
I knew I had been duped!
So I left you with my calling card:
This bag of Turkey Poop!

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Comments

  1. I love it. I am using the poem but altering the “poop” for the husband of a friend. Explaination – I haave a pet turkey, and he’s ALWAYS asking me it the turkeys “ready” yet. So consequently, every Thanksgiving they get a turkey related card. This year they are getting 2, one for them and this one for HIM.

    I’m altering it to be just a regular card, and made turkey “poop” with glue, acrylic paint and papertowel. I originally was going to put it in a bag like the candy, but it didn’t come out right to work for that. It’ll look so much inside the card being “splattered” in several spots.

    My sister and her family are vegitarians, so I’m going to try to re-work the poem to be a Thankful turkey, leaving them some of his food and making up a bag of candy corn for them.

    I just gotta get busy ! ! !

  2. I just don’t get all these “poop” crafts. I mean, gross! Not my cup of tea, but I guess some people are amused by it.

  3. I love it – and it could be just as good at Christmas too

  4. i love it its so funny once i had snowman poop

  5. oh hahaha it left me with a memory i woun’t foget

  6. I’m with the people who find the poem disgusting. I’d suggesting thinking twice before doing this. Not everyone is going to find it funny.

  7. very funny! my family loved it

  8. We also do this at Christmas, only it’s reindeer poop and I use a wide variety and end up with a wholesome snack. (Trail Mix)

  9. its fun but the snowman poop is just tastier. soz.

  10. We do the same at Christmas, using mini marshmallows, which is called snowman poop.

  11. I love this. The poem is cute. And the “gift” itself is entertaining. My family is one for gag gifts. They love it. Thanks.

  12. muffin99cat says:

    Great preasent!!

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